Chicken Little

Buck Cluck: (clears throat) Now, where to begin? (clicks tongue) How about, Once upon a time? (door slams) How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else! (gasps) I got it, I got it, here we go! Here's how to open a movie! (opening to The Lion King plays briefly, then dies out) No, I don't think so! It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you? (cuts to a Storybook Opening) Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? (screech) Close the book, we're not doing that? (storybook closes awkwardly) Here's what we're gonna do! Why don't I just go back to the day... things took a turn for the worse?
Chicken Little: Run for your lives! Everyone run for cover! SOS! Mayday! Mayday! Code red! Duck and cover! You're all in danger! (babies crying, grunting) Run for cover! (steer bellows) Run for your lives! (squealing, ringing, siren wails) Emergency! Emergency!
Dog Mom: (screaming)
Bear: Whoa!
Both: Whoa!
All: Aaah!
Chicken Little: (babies crying) Run for your lives!
Chorus: Look out! Take cover!
Chicken Little: (Raiders of the Lost Ark theme plays on theatre, car horns honking, screaming) Run for cover!
Dalmatian: (coughs) Chicken Little! What is it? What's going on?
Chicken Little: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Bunny: The sky is falling?
Cheetah: Are you crazy?
Chicken Little: No, no, no! It's true! Come with me!
Barenaked Ladies: It was a recipe for disaster / A four-course meal of "No sirree" / It seemed that happily ever after... (horn honking) Was happy everyone was after me / It was a cup of good intentions / A tablespoon of one big mess / A dash of overreaction / And I assume you know the rest / One little slip / One little slip / It was a fusion of confusion / With a few confounding things / I guess I probably took the wrong directions... (snorts) Well I admit I might've missed a sign or two / I took a right turn at confusion / A left when I should've gone straight on through / I ran ahead with my assumptions / And we all know what that can do / One little slip / One little slip / It was a fusion of confusion / And a few confounding things / I get the feeling in this town / I'll never live 'til I live down / The one mistake that seems to follow me around / But they'll forget about the sky / When they all realize / This guy's about to try to learn to fly / Or hit the ground.
Bunny: (school bell ringing) How's it going?
Barenaked Ladies: It was a cup of good intentions / A tablespoon of one big mess / A dash of overreaction / And I assume you know the rest... (screaming) One little slip / One little slip / It was a humble little stumble / With a big ungraceful / One little slip / One little slip / It was a fusion of confusion with a few confounding things.
Mama Runt: Runt, that's enough! Don't make Mommy take away your Streisand collection!
Runt of the Litter: Mom? Can you leave Barbra out of this!
Buck Cluck: One thing they'll never do... is mess with a good story!